Who would think that slimy, buggy, slithery things needed a spa day but here on the farm, we have that and we don't charge for the treatments. Just think what those women on the East and West Coasts pay for a full body sloughing treatment. Here on the farm we have our own version. . . .
Slid out of your skin: Snakes do it from tip to tail and just leave what they don't want behind.
Who needs a mud bath after seeing that?